I was told by a one-hit wonder that in the 80s, the future was so bright I would need protective lenses.

Do you consider U2 to be the greatest band of your generation?

I'm sure Eminem's non-rival Benzino has a tape player, as I'm not sure if he can afford anything that play music digitally.

No, Fallon only asks hard-hitting questions like that to presidential candidates.

"Lamont, a big dummy, you are!"
Yoda Sanford

Yes, that's the piece of crap I was referring to.

Sadly, this will just give Piers Morgan more opportunities to criticize her for not visiting the victims in Manchester hospitals. Fuck Piers Morgan.

It probably involves reminiscing about the good ol' days when you could count on Wonder Woman getting tied up and losing her powers.

It had to be said.

Raj was the most uncool character on "What's Happening!!".

Whenever Spider-Man's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Spider-Man'"?, as he is now the new Poochie.

It worked for Ant-Man, a movie that I still think did not need to be made.

You know what else is for the children?

Alt-righters will deny it happened, though that may be because the prequels sucked.

A white actor rejecting hugs from two men, one of whom is black?

If all this talk about firing Hannity continues, he may have to bring his gun back to work , just to show it to the people in HR.

Even creepier - the X-Babies.

No, I'm referring to the rapper who's been banned from Twitter because she never got over T.I. making "that Aussie Vanilla Ice" into a thing instead of her.

Not true - Azealia Banks hasn't done shit for anybody.

So was De Niro before he turned into a bad grandfather.