Jenna Jameson did back in the day; she didn't even use a bucket.

Tell that to those Vietnamese men Mark Wahlberg beat with a stick.

There was a time when she's didn't wear pants when doing stand-up?

I better start collecting this before it gets made into a movie.

Maybe people would have bought Charlie Hunnam as King Arthur if they made his mom kill his baby-momma and had him and the other Knights of the Round Table ride around on motorcycles

I get off on pictures of Ice-T's large-breasted wife; to each his own.

Would he have to play the guitar with his own revolting cock, or someone else's?

That's why I only drink partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages.

Friendly advice: Never say "Robble-robble" to a woman wearing a black and white horizontal striped dress. It will not end well.

Or Grimace.

Sounds like those hungry eyes that were looking forward to this will have to rewatch their VHS tape for their Dirty Dancing fix.

All I want to know is, does Colt Prattes' version of "She's Like The Wind" do Patrick Swayze's version justice?

IT'S STILL REAL TO HIM, DAMMIT!

"There's no need to yell Elvis. I'm all around you."

Are you the one fishing them out of the King's poop?

Along with some fecal matter with some pills in it!

A jet with no engines is a hunka hunka piece of crap, and is not worth several millions of dollars, I don't care who Elvis banged on that shag carpet.

Hopefully he'll find the comfort he needs with A A Ron.

Of course they do, with all that hardcore pornography happening around them, what did you expect?

Agreed, not enough superheroes in it for today's summer movie loving fanboys.