Going to jail for sexting is the crime Weiner was born to commit.

The Red Solo cup people are grateful.

Wasn't Carmine's role to get the ladies panties in an uproar with his singin' and dancin'?

I didn't think Dunham's involvement makes the experience that sugary, but I missed my chance to go to Starbucks.

Did someone stiff you for the cost of a "Guardians of the Galaxy 2" ticket too?

Ja Rule is quite the Girls fan.

Cultural backwaters like the midwest need Lena Dunham the most.

To be fair, the blow to Dunham's ego did left her feeling winded with a headache.

I look forward to seeing the fountain fight reenacted in the Dynasty reboot, there's sure to be clothes ripped off and CW starlets in their bras and panties.

We're talking about Curb Your Enthusiasm now?

Expecting what Fallon does to be "serious interviewing" is not reasonable.

Hey, why stop there, let's imagine a reality where Letterman is The Tonight Show host, Trump isn't president, and Canceraids has been eradicated from the A.V. Club.

Fair enough, but blaming Fallon for going for comedy with Trump on his late night comedy-oriented show seems like a copout.

I just shot a load of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey… stuff in my pants.

Shouldn't that be the fault of the person who books Fallon's show? Going for ratings is what networks with talk shows do, it's a bit too late to chide NBC for telling their performing monkey to do the juvenile stuff they pay him to do

Hot girl-on-girl action with Jessica Jones?

I heard he colluded with Duck Muthafuckin' Mouth and Bootney Lee Farnsworth to win some indo once.

It's been done.

OK, now where's a recipe in Supper Club for a damn good cup of coffee?

This is great and all, but I think Snoop is better suited to host the $20 Sack Pyramid.