I don't know, dawg.

Her career was like a firework - a dud.

In a related story, Left Shark will be the new Brian Dunkleman and will co-host this show no one wanted revived.

Now that's a way to add some umami flavour…

Only when it's the daughter of asshat Republican who is being mocked.

That's how Tom Cruise explained it to Suri's mom.

Makes sense, Giuliani did alert America after he saw Beyonce's paramilitary strike-team training during a halftime show at the Superbowl.

On the plus side, at least he's not babbling about how Beyonce is America's biggest threat.

"What a bunch of shite!"
Billy Connolly

I'll assume she hates any songs featured in "Doctor Strange" and anything Tilda Swanson is listening to.

"This is going to be on ABC but not 'Last Man Standing'? Don't tell me liberals aren't pushing their fish-loving agenda on my America!"
Tim Allen fans

So…lusting after Jessica Rabbit is fine, but lusting after another redheaded girl is not?

"If your kid is so sick, how do you have time to host the Oscars, libtard?"
Trump supporters

Then they get to fuck Matt Damon, apparently.

Were you the inspiration for "Original Prankster"?

Me mind on fire.

I really think it's better this way; the more you suffer, the more it shows you really care, right, yeah, yeah.

He won't pay, he won't pay ya, no way
And that's why he went to get a job

They think he's pretty fly for a white guy, but when they drop his ass for Bill Nye, it will lower his self esteem.

DJ Abraham Lincoln does.