Sadly, it means everything to the man currently president.

Are you really that surprised?

It was brought up because of who didn't like car chase movies, not because of the movies themselves…you know, like how people mention statutory rape whenever Roman Polanski's name comes up.

Gotcha - she did bad things, but she also did good things. She's no different than anyone else familiar with the Fast And Furious franchise.

No doubt in a nitro-powered race car.

I heard Vin Diesel and the Fast And Furious franchise aren't fans of felony child endangerment and lewd acts upon young children, so…

If only Brandon Lee had asked if he could have gone home that day…

Hey, as long as they didn't cast Margaret Cho, everyone wins.

If Fox doesn't control the proprieties it owns better, one of these days one of the mutants it cares about, instead of one of their pets, will wander off to Disney.

…my shoes, maybe.

That's also true; to be fair, I hated "American Idol" back when it was different and new 15 years ago.

The odds are pretty good that she will grace America with a duet with either Clay Aiken or William Hung.

This is why we can't have nice things - because some people can't let bullshit die.

I think Pauly Shore would make a better Richard Simmons.

The oohing and ahhing sounds the audience makes when characters kiss must be deafening with surround sound.

It wasn't that amazing Harry Knowles; it was entertaining, but it didn't blow me away.

Calm down Mr. Olbermann, it was said in jest.

There's a building project I heard about during the election that might be of interest to them, but the start date keeps changing for some reason.

Or worse, unregistered immigrants.

The Hounds of Arkansas