If it doesn't involve someone getting DNA off a dress to solve a mystery, it's a wasted opportunity.

{rimshot}
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Black Snake Momoa

Brick Tamland will love the Justice League movie because of all the LOUD NOISES.

"You got that right!"
Vin Diesel

As Megan Mullally never has any fucks to give, only the ones desperate for a paycheque.

The season ending cliffhanger will be whether or not two guest stars get to their restaurant after a run-in with Neil Patrick Harris.

Dude had a mean backhand…

Unless they were based out of Chernobyl, I think what Trump gobbled from those Russians was yellow, not orange.

I wonder if the new episodes will go immediately to being loud and screechy to make up for all the time lost since it was cancelled.

Hopefully they won't hear about it on their side of the pond.

Had no idea; I suggest they change their name as I'm not changing what I call America's worst president.

Again, let's not blame this presidency on the talk show host who prefers playing Beer pong over hard interviews with his guests.

Masons are known to spread fake news about their business.

Does Orange Goblin work? Because that's how I refer to him…

If it's all the same with you BBC, I'm good with the old War Of The Worlds. Thanks, though.

Obamacare is about to be dismantled, what more do you want?

A “punk rock lesbian”? Is she funny or something?

The Ferengi, their love of business acumen and rampant misogyny made it easy to vote for Trump.

(Looks over at the same dead-eyed Trump voters) "Not a Seven of Nine in the bunch…"