If this guy gets typecast as the go-to douchebag in upcoming movies and TV shows, he can blame Great Job, Internet for his career path.

"Yes, WAY more black people than I'm comfortable seeing in comic books."
Richard Spenser

If you think that's crazy, Afroman released 10 albums after "Because I Got High".

I saw the pilot, his character was deadly with a knife, and would have told a joke every episode if the series was picked up.

When rap-rock was all the rage, people believed in the Fred Durst Amendment.

Thanks to Shaq's horrible music career, there's no wrong answer to this question.

I wonder if this EDM track is just Diesel saying "I am Groot" sped up and slowed down in various ways; I ask as I have no intention of listening to it.

Angela, Samantha, or Mona - those are the only acceptable answers.

A lot of places in Montreal make you pay for that privilege, like some of the lesser smoked meat shops, and the Bell Centre.

I can barf on William Shatner in zero gravity - they're holding Star Trek conventions in space now?

No wonder they're a threat to people, there's only so much Elizabeth May to go around.

I doubt that very much.

Let's all go to the lobby…

Even in braille, Suicide Squad would have been garish and headache-inducing.

I look forward to when they do the news in black and white, then I can experience seeing the President bullshit the American public the same way they did with Nixon, but with better sound quality.

Thanks for sharing how you spent your time in prison Dustin Diamond, I always wondered who came to visit you.

There's no crying in baseball show cancellations.

Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck say you shouldn't, but I question their reasons.

{Gayle King smiles knowingly, while Stedman stares into the distance with a blank look on his face}

I know Oprah loves those 600 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets, and who knows more about what to fuck on than Oprah?