She always gets her Hathaway.

It's a bit more complicated than getting Donald Trump a Coke.

Do you like shades of gray?
You will.

You're more beast than woman!

All that Donkey Sauce he's chugged over the years must have deadened Fieri's sense of taste…explains a lot.

And no IPAs during that month either!

I'll assume they were flying Southwest, the Greyhound of the skies.

Beer o'clock can't come soon enough for you…

It's why I refuse to go to Winnipeg; that, and the miserable winters and the pigeon-sized mosquitoes that ruin summer.

I don't drink beer cocktails - if you have to add something to beer in order to drink it, just say you don't like beer, and drink something else.

I've never tried Heineken Light, but if it was cold I wouldn't object. Sometimes you just want to quench your thirst.

I don't know, somehow drinking and enjoying beer that isn't from a small brewery is akin to committing a hate crime nowadays.

Oooh, someone's discovered craft beer; what's it like being so cutting edge and hip?

Somewhere, a Native American has a lone tear running down his cheek.

New Heineken ad accomplishes what Pepsi couldn’t - make me want to buy a beverage that doesn't need rum added to it for me to drink it?

Pamela Anderson could reprise her role as Stripperella for it.

Ahh yes, that hit song that few remember or care about…

Fans of spray-painting their hair silver would be interested in the rest of the interview.

When asked why he hasn't had a hit since “Thong Song”, Sisqo frowned, and sullenly asked people to go back to making dumb poop jokes.

It goes great mixed with Zima.