That's how I discovered TNA Impact Wrestling. I thought it was the NyQuil I took that made it an unwatchable mess. I was wrong.

I'll assume his tricked out racing car had more power than the others because it was fueled by his masculine grunting.

Tim Allen was in "Tokyo Drift"?

Based on…the superior acting and storylines the other films had going for them?

And it had Eva Mendes before she became Ryan Gosling's baby mama.

I had no idea Fast and Furious fans were so fashion conscious.

"2 Fast 2 Furious" is the only one of this series I've seen from start to finish, why is it so hated?
Is it Tyrese? The lack of Vin Diesel? What makes this cool bros in fast cars movie so much worse than the other 7?

They couldn't get Leslie Jones.

Have a Zima and don't work yourself up about it.

It's a good thing "Street Fighter" is a button masher, because there's no way Shaq can operate a normal game controller with his massive shitty free throw making hands.

The yolk's on you, drug policy makers.

A guy who types "food p**n" doesn't watch a lot of television, especially after he discovered what was on the Food Network.

"Tide goes in, tides goes out" sounds a lot like a Raffi song.

Hey, now that O'Reilly on forced vacation, someone's got to fill that saying-stupid-stuff hole at FOXNews.

…NOT!

Give Rachel Maddow some pointy steel-toed shoes, and I'd watch.

Can we agree that he's Dumbo?

"Megyn Kelly goes in, Megyn Kelly goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that."
Man on forced vacation

Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now

Just like that ghostly image of a shrimp who died in the home where "Three Men and a Baby Shrimp" was filmed.