Of course - girls just wanna have lunch.

Why, is it shrimp week at Red Lobster?

I heard this shrimp syncs up perfectly to the movie "Forrest Gump".

It doesn't rot so much as start bitching about language laws and bad roads.

I prefer my Tabarnak on my poutine, estee!

Even if you're not a teen, tobacco is whacko.

That more explosive ending would have been the Smoke Monster's triumphant return to the spotlight.

For the record, I'm not Michael Winslow.

The man involved in both "Police Academy 4" and "Sharkado 4"? No, clearly this artist knows what he's doing when it comes to making career defining decisions.

No, I'm fairly certain Steve Guttenberg bowed out of "Short Circuit 2" because of the decision to cut the scene where the robot has sex with him.

Steve Guttenberg has never gotten over that scene being cut, its the cause of him bowing out of doing "Short Circuit 2" .

I think Lenny Kravitz gets way too much shit piled on him, "Are You Gonna Go My Way?" and "Mama Said" has some decent hits on it, and if Madonna can reinvent herself every time she puts out a CD, why can't he?

Vin Diesel: "First!"

Erika Christensen is there because her God told her that she’d need to be in this movie in order to get paid acting work.

I'm sure he's too busy listening to the "Almost Famous" soundtrack while masturbating to blurry nudes of Kate Hudson to notice like the rest of us.

"If Tim Allen can't get naked on screen, Hollywood really is like Nazi Germany!"
Angry Trump voters

It all ties into a monster getting thrown off a caged structure and Dwayne Johnson singing "Smackdown Hotel" apparently.

Especially the naked part, depending on the actors' nudity clauses.

Mike Myers' in "The Cat in the Hat", Tom Green in "Freddy Got Fingered"…looks like someone has a fetish for Canadians in bad comedies.

Apparently back in the 80s, adults hooking up with tenagers wasn't as taboo as it is now; it was a simpler time.