Directed and written by Frank Miller

I figured being twitchy would be a benefit for someone who kills by slashing; he's playing Wolverine, not Edward Scissorhands.

Someone who is upset over Wolverine's overuse in movies but not in comics?

If being small and Canadian is all that's required, someone should send a script to Michael J. Fox to cover all bases.

Take THAT, CollegeHumor!

"Bitches, leave."
The President of the United States of America

Was it a bigger bomb than "Dark Shadows"?

Perfect for his right-wing radio program "Mole Man in the Morning".

He's turning into a Mole Man?

And it's only the best urine, I'm sure…

In this case, a yuge deal.

So what’s a man to do with “several” Super Soakers if he’s not allowed to use them?

I don't think he can fill all those Super Soakers for his watersports by himself - time to once again call for the Russian prostitutes.

Adrian Paul could use the work.

He's on a stakeout with Spenser: For Hire.

He's Just Not That Into Eating You

Schwing!

And the colored girls go
"Who you calling 'colored'"?

Why are we blaming the talk show host who prefers beer pong over interviews for this presidency?

When you put it that way, that report about urinating Russian prostitutes is a lot more probable.