In a related story, celebrity DJs Paris Hilton and Pauly D have started updating their résumés.

Ricardo Rodriguez will be played Rob Schneider.

BAH GOD KING, BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP!

"You said "head"!"
Huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh

"Facking bullshit!"
The Iron Shiek

"This is awesome!"
CLAP-CLAP-CLAPCLAPCLAP!

Someday, you, the lovers, and the dreamers will find it.

Will you settle for a rainbow connection with Kermit the Frog?

About time someone got bout it bout it and rowdy rowdy around here.

Once again, canceraids is misdiagnosed.

It will happen once Trump goes off on a tweet tirade about how Twitter is a part of the unfair media.

The extra she paid for the weatherproofing was worth it.

This is about a movie called "Snatched" though, not about the movie "The Purge".

Plus, they get to bitch about Amy Schumer having a career in comedy.

There better be…

…it's going to be a long four years.

Seems like an awful lot of money to sit in darkness hearing random cries of "Josh!"…

Back to your safe space, snowflake!

Oddly enough, I'd be more interested in Tom Cruise starring in a remake of "Encino Man".

Wait a minute, there's a "Mummy" reboot starring Tom Cruise?