If you need someone to whisper "Hail HYDRA" in your ear Mr. Apatow, have your people contact me.

Would you settle for him playing a janitor on "Powerless"?

When will That Wilkin Boy be showing up?

More of the Goddamn Same?

We just can't have one day where we don't say "Are you fucking kidding me?!?" with this guy, can we?

Teach them well
And let them eat some brains

I hope someone had the good sense to run this new category by the show's host - and his name is…

They're too busy grooving to EDM to care.

"Yeah, a refugee might take that job and not give it back!"
Trump supporters in general

Lennon's hands were definitely bigger, which I hear helps in playing guitar.

"Number 8"
<burp!>

Wait a minute, Yoko Ono only got around to making a movie about her relationship with John Lennon now?!?

*Returns fire*
"Say hello to my little friend, the Plow King!"

I just assumed it was the one about the guy who wraps himself in the American flag but is secretly part of a terrorist organization with ties to the Nazis.

Who knew being thunderstruck sounded like falling down the stairs?

Trump's more like Harry Mudd.

Because dentists know that gold teeth and fronts is were the real money is…

His work on "The Price is Right", not so much.

That's only because he has no career to ruin.

Well, he's not Brad Pitt, so it might impress her somewhat.