If this doesn't impress that girl he's been trying to fuck since the 12th grade, nothing will.

Who was asking for this grim and gritty version of "Homeless Dad", Lindsay Bluth?

If so, I'm guessing not in anything involving the New Day.

All the booing would make that hard to watch.

Point and laugh?

According to shoot interviews, both are small compared to Drax the Destroyer's.

Is it wrong that the takeaway I got from this whole debacle is I won't have to see Hulk Hogan on WWE programming anymore?

How quickly we forget about "The Pacifier"; understandable, really.

Bitches, drink.

No, he's even more monosyllabic.

And as long as you avoid having to go directly to jail.

Tom Baker is a national treasure.

Will the Fiddler or Music Master be the villain in this crossover?

Sure, why not?

Paging Michelle Obama…

"Get it yourself, shitty!"

And I can dig it!

I lost my train of thought, I just realized an orange goblin is now president.

What's the difference between Bubbles and Trump?

Great Job, Internet!