Hopefully no loofahs were harmed in the typing of that post.

I guess there is no spicoli323, only Zuul.

I was hoping this would be about that song the Cantina Band always plays.

It won't be an issue after January 20th this year, Mr. O'Reilly.

Yes, I'm a friend of his, he told me to meet him here.

Ask Chip & Pepper.

Didn't he already accomplish this with his donkey sauce?

In a related story, equally annoying celebrity chef Rachael Ray has launched a Yummo brand of Spanx.

Those salt of the earth people in Elk Grove Village should have warned Corgan not to get involved with TNA Wrestling.

I guess it can be two things.

Me too!

Top men are working to make this happen.

As long as shitty Republicans get voted into office, Green Day will always have something to say that they hope people will buy.

How about a "Son of the Beach" remake?

Plus, Margaret Cho won't shut up about how offensive it is, so there's also that.

MSG - All Killer(s), No Filler

If this becomes a hit, I'd sure the cheque Groth gets from this will more than pay for any dental surgery from all that teeth gnashing

1980s Toronto was never funkier.

Speaking of sexy asses, this pictorial needs more Rosario Dawson.

The police won't be able to help them, as 911 is a joke.