But you tolerate the kind of crap that is the show "Gotham"?

Damien Wayne would have told his dad to hurry up and get to the point.

It's because of the popularity of milk squirting in porno.

It's lactose intolerant?

That's where the Duggars, Dog the Bounty Hunter, and Honey Boo Boo and her mom live, isn't it?

It's that hard to find prostitutes in New York?

Oddly enough, he was well aware that it was going to feature Macaulay Culkin when he thought it was a porno.

You earned that Twinkie.

Because he's a PC, and not a Mac?

SPOILER ALERT: When he hooks up with Squirrel Girl, their tryst will make Luke Cage and Jessica Jones blush.

I'd hold out for Gonzo, but that's just me.

But do you really want to see Fozzie Bear have coffee with Jerry Seinfeld?

His disciple, Victoria Jackson.

To be fair, I never took Glenn Beck seriously…how could I?

So that's the name of the new fictional character the alt-right set will work themselves into a white-hot rage about…good to know.

I guess the compelling argument the #DumpStarWars gang made won you over.

The Academy might want to ask people to stop using that descriptor for Nicolas Cage.

Brooklyn didn't think it was trendy enough.

The mitigating factor to possible Armageddon will be which world leader will make Trump send out a picture of his genitals.

Better his short fingers making that sauce than anyone else.