Worse, they drown all the food in Trump's special Jackass Sauce.

I predict North Korea will open up their Internet in 2017 so that Kim Jong-un can get a Twitter account in order to goad Trump into World War Three.

Call the climate change scientists, you can melt polar icecaps with a take that hot.

Didn't feel a thing, I had the foresight to suit up in armour ahead of time.

Carter Bays and Craig Thomas hope the reaction to this spinoff will be…

Needs more pumpkin spice.

The Ghost of Christmas future then shows Ebenjizzer dying of AIDS like John Holmes.

Godzilla vs. Charles Barkley will be shown before the annual NBA Christmas games.

Here's hoping we can get 96 hours straight of "Lucha Underground" in the New Year.

But how will we know which Godzilla movie will rape your childhood, or is like cunnilingus?

God bless us, every one Internet!

Do you think she will criticize her character's portrayal in this film, or will she keep quiet based on her meager career options?

But is it better than Shomi was?

Al's sister.

Well, he did say he spoke with Bill Gates about doing "something" about the Internet, maybe this will add focus to his vague request.

Looks like the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline will be working overtime that day.

"You are still fat, K'mpec."

We'll never know, according to Worf it's something that Klingons don't speak about with non-Klingons.

You don't think fanboys will see something with the words "Star Wars" in it in droves? Come on.

Hey, if you don't want to deal with rabid fanboys, don't see this Star Wars movie opening weekend.