She's in a select group of people who have slept with Sean Penn and Dennis Rodman, so there's that.

I blame The Minority Report.

No, like Jay-Z and Beyonce.

And those Papa John's commercials are better than eating pizza from Papa John's.

I liked it, it was head and shoulders a better movie than Posse.

It can be something to do in between blockbusters.

That song was crying crazy amazing.

Oh God, Russo's back?

With all those 300 baud modems at his disposal, it would be stupid to not hack NORAD.

If you call being on "My Two Dads" a thriving career.

*** Starts chanting "Rudy!" for some reason ***

"This isn't my office!"

Corey Feldman is a serious singer now, he doesn't have time for acting.

—Jennifer Garner

I guess it goes without saying Daft Punk will be in attendance and be pallbearers for the funeral.

So…the blonde with the trash can is Alundra Blayze?

I bet Renee Young wishes Dean Ambrose looked like he does on that comic book cover.

Hopefully it contains a track consisting of all members of the group saying "Fuck Martin Shkreli" for five minutes.

He then compared the feeling he had learning about the cancellation to how he felt when Len Bias died.

"Facking BULLSHIT!"
The Iron Shiek