Hey, cut the WWE some slack, they stopped an incest angle featuring a wrestler named Beaver Cleavage because they thought a man lusting after his well-endowed mother was in bad taste.

Until Black Bolt speaks, then the theater collapses due to the surround sound.

"Challenge accepted!"
Dixie Carter

Not happening this quarter, you'll stare at Taraji P. Henson's tits and like it!

Start watching Empire, apparently that will cheer you up.

So THAT'S why I don't care for Modern Family, I don't make enough to like it…

Yes - you'll die if someone shoves you out a window using force lightning.

And the fanboys began to cry.

Not if he's coming out of a public bathroom.

I once stuffed a Boston butt pork roast with apples, vidalia onions and cheese, and it came out quite nice.

Beats getting a wad of homemade Donkey Sauce in your eye…

The Good Eats sequel won't be on Food Network?

"BAM!"
Emeril Lagasse

That's where I learned to make Choke Your Chicken Cacciatore.

Meanwhile, Food Network is creating "Bowling for Yummo Dollars", a game show that will allow Guy Fieri and Rachael Ray an opportunity to annoy viewers at the same time.

If they were, Hate-Monger would be the featured villain in a lot more comics.

You know who hasn't seen Ric Flair's balls? Halle Berry.

Sleeping with Pamela Anderson? It's been done.

Johnny Five?

That was another movie, in this one, he was raped by a chinook.