Five energy drinks a day…when exactly did this guy sleep?

Compared to Drake, Lebron's a longtime Indians fan.

Preaching to the choir my man…preaching to the choir.

Neither is the one for Anthony Weiner, according to the FBI.

Spike Pence, with a spike through his head.

Probably filming a commercial.

Tim Tebow can't, check his fall league stats.

That's what tiger blood does to a person.

He does that for the Cavs exclusively; JR Smith alone costs him a bundle.

Of course the Indians want Sheen in the stadium tonight, win or lose, who you think is supplying the Indians with the hookers and cocaine afterwards, Drew Carey?

Got to wait and see.

You screwed me again, Pennypacker!

Spoken like someone who has had multiple seizures due to his love of purple drank.

Two weeks after his fifteen minutes expired, I'm amazed anyone still gives a fuck about this guy.

But it puts Leslie Jones in play.

I saw The Woman With the Golden Vibrator in the suburbs; the use of the Southern sheriff as comedy releif was quite offputting.

Jane Bond in From Clitoris With Love

Those curling videos are going to cause a lot of insomnia in Canada Napflix.

To be fair, that happens eating at Taco bell even without the drugs, at least with the weed, the two hours before toilet time are pleasurable.

Turning off the TV seems much easier, but you hate the show that much…