Now that I know how fake blood is made, I'll never be able to watch Dexter the same way again.

Hasn't the People of Walmart website already covered the beauty lurking there?

Its sequel was even more frightening.

You may be Marisa Tomei, but they'll still require you to do an audition, Oscar win or not.

He got hired by Buzzfeed and made the blog post there.

Can anyone find the remaining hosts of The View something else to do so we can cancel this horrible show once and for all?

More of a Daria fan, huh?

"Do it for the Vine!"
"I ain't going to do!"
"Do it for the Vine!"
"I ain't going to do!"
"Do it for the Vine!"
"I ain't going to do!"

Her, or those liars accusing him of groping them.

Is he Chet Haze?

"I already told you to grab her by the pussy…what more do you want?"
Short-fingered vulgarian

Or holding the Nielsens hostage until ratings improve.

This will burn people up inside because of its dullness.

When I saw Spike TV in the headline, I just assumed Taylor Kitsch and Michael Shannon were competing in an episode of "Lip Sync Battle". I still won't be watching now that I know better.

"Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucker too."
Smokey

Yes; he was talking about Bob Griese at the time.

I suspect Wiseau would be critical of Boll's help, and then Boll would challenge Wiseau to a boxing match.

"Uwe Boll? What a hack, good riddance!"
Tommy Wiseau

I'm not sure what's odder, that Alfonso Ribeiro hosts a show about snacks, or that he looks like he's impersonating Neil deGrasse Tyson while doing so.

Sadly, I can see people getting pissed about this, and using "She Should Be Nanny Not Mammy!" as their rallying cry.