Never mind what a muppet's elbow is supposed to look like - who's playing Nanny in this?

Did that thing that happened to him at his art performance get resolved or has it been revealed it was part of the performance?

Oliver Twist will be played by Chris Tucker.

It gives people a chance to bitch about Amy Schumer, so there's that.

But there was bullshit. Lots and lots of bullshit.

I never saw the fuss about the Final Fantasy games myself; to each their own.

How meh could Uncharted be if you played its follow-up?

Mr. Feeny, Hasselhoff, and Val Kilmer should fight it out to see who gets the coveted role of the talking car in this movie.

Sorry, nobody is listening to you, as you are not a white male aged 18 to 49.

And then the Hitler clone the Hate-Monger would die in a movie theater fire.

Spike Lee did want to put a foot up Tarantino's ass for "Jackie Brown".

"Hey Deadpool, I'm a mushroom cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Bruce Banner T.N.T.! I'm the Guns of the Navarone! In fact, what the fuck am I doing in the back?! You're the motherfucker who should be on brain detail! We're fucking switching! I'm washing the windows and…

People are more interested in which one of DiCaprio's castoffs he'll be fucking now that he's divorced.

It's been that kind of an election year; my apologies.

Andrew Garfield - the Nermal of Spider-Men.

The grunting and straining sounds are the most off putting.

As much as he would want to to, there's no way Trump would grab your pussy…especially if he heard you do kegel exercises.

Hey ma, how 'bout some cookies?

The reporting done on this story is vintage stuff, rivaling some of TMZ's best work.

It's not a Jackson Pollack painting either.