If you're a fan of the X-Men, it's a requirement.

I negotiated a deal separate from the other members of the Peanuts gang, I'm content with the golden parachute I got.

Just as George Romero intended.

MetLife shot Snoopy out of the sky like they were the Red Baron.

Yes, but he has to pay for his Xanax out of pocket.

"What did you get Charlie Brown?"

You think this is a movie for guys who like movies, or dinner-and-a-movie film for when you're under house arrest?

Are you saying that the people who bought this got ripped off?

Perfect for those times you crave five pristine potato chips to snack on with your beer.

How about flat white vanilla?

No, he meant Khan Noonien Singh and the Ancient One.

Pussygrabbing: A Love Story

Idris Elba would be cast in the remake.

"There's dozens of us! DOZENS…glavin!

Daily double down, even.

Gene Simmons says a lot of things, most of them stupid.

Suey Park is trying to get #CANCELGAMEOFTHRONES trending as you read this.

Meh - Lando had a better mustache AND wore a cape like a boss, even in the seventies, there's no way in hell Burt Reynolds could have pulled that look off.

The first movie I saw was Empire Strikes Back, I guess I was referring to the Star Wars phenomena.

Sci-fi was a lot more hit or miss back then, as opposed to now; I can't see the studio putting a Fast & Furious movie up against a Star Wars film, even if the guys in the fast cars are stealing more than beer.