1977 - the year a movie about a redneck who uses a fast car to steal beer is considered more of a sure box office bet than a sci-fi movie.

It was the toys and the word-of-mouth buzz I heard from my friends in the first grade that got me interested.

The studio has no idea what the movie was about; Alec Guinness had no idea what the movie was about; a lot of people made a lot of money based on a lack of knowledge.

"Vote Gary Johnson - 1-877-VOTE NOW!"

Gang leader Bugs Meany would also need to be rewritten, probably as a black man to make things more grim and gritty.

That storyline would definitely have to be reworked for today's more sophisticated audiences.

How does knowing a word with three pairs of double-letters in a row help solve a mystery?

Now I want to see the new MacGyver playing a grownup Encyclopedia Brown.

Just because Simone Missick didn't go full Misty Knight and dress up like Pam Grier in Coffy doesn't make her a dull character.

Not everything needs to end in an orgy of violence, maybe you'll prefer Netflix's The Punisher, or something from Michael Bay.

"Yo, that smells hella tight, like I'm smoking some pumpkin spice latte shit."

"Sorry, but Guy Fieri is still under contact at Food Network."

It's why I always spark one before eating at Taco Bell, luckily you can always find a dealer in the parking lot at my local location.

A bad singer is insulated from bad feedback and doesn't realize they're bad, eventually playing at Carnegie Hall; at some point, this will be pitched as the premise of a Corey Feldman biopic.

Didn't that happen in one of those Bombshells comics where all the female characters were drawn like pinup girls?

Expect Corey Feldman to copy Harley Quinn's punk look on his next Today show gig.

It was why he was here.

She's too busy laughing her ass off from a toy.

"Tell me about it…"
Corey Feldman

He's been on Hannity recently?