No, just eardrums.

Meh - Carrot Top and Ryan Lochte have proved no career can't be saved.

No, the worst was the scene she caused at Rowdy Roddy Piper's funeral.

She was clearly addicted to fame, as I remember her admitting she wasn't addicted to anything in one of the one-on-one sessions she had; that came later.

Final days of WCW depressing.

Billie Joe Armstrong? Was Tom DeLonge of Blink 182 fame not available?

Unless the kid is as bad as the one on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, it can't be that bad.

I get my scary doll fix when I watch the human Bratz doll that is Stacey Dash on FOX News.

In a few years, she'll probably be doing classic stuff with Tony Bennett's hologram, because Father Time remains undefeated.

I'll pretend the Rice-A-Roni I ate for lunch is my parting gift.

I didn't say the one with the nose like a penis.

This game is fixed like those game shows in the 50s.

The one with the penis?

Him, Al Bundy, and Ken Titus are FOX's greatest TV dads who aren't animated.

A country song about beating up a woman? What's so different about that?

And more and more and more spider clones.

Looks like that SHIELD agent is holding up some superhero's jockstrap.

Still thinks she was overrated.

Having to decide to buy the peepee of a 2-year-old is quite the ethical choice to make for someone using a fake urine kit…

"But is it a hell of a drug?"
Rick James