Good thing you had all that fake piss handy, looks like your employer pissed off the wrong employee.

Morrissey's doing something to benefit animal rescue? Man, do we hate it when our friends become successful…

It's always a party in the USA with the progressobros.

Gary's Olde Towne Tavern?

It's what made "Movies For Guys Who Like Movies" so great!

Their predecessors in NSYNC were supposed to be Jedis in the prequels.

Flanagan's Cocktails & Dreams from Cocktail.

And by whitey, you mean Jessica Jones.

You're thinking the progressobros' defense of Miley working with Woody will come in like a wrecking ball?

Yeah, that makes sense, there isn't enough of the other liquids for it to boil properly otherwise.

Is the ⅔ cup coffee needed in liquid or ground form? I keep getting a No playable sources found error.

A poor black child wins a Steve Martin banjo prize? Shocking.

Dane Cook?

It worked for Chevy Chase and Dennis Miller.

But do you believe that you cannot be saved?

This is literally a cry for attention, Internet!

Guy LaDouche forever!

Looks like someone's auditioning to be the Pestilence in the Four Horsemen of the Snarkpocalypse; I heard Zodiac Motherfucker got the role of Death.