Who knew Destrucity was even available at Amazon?

The one who has a younger brother named White Scrubs?

"What is this "fun" thing that you are referring to?"
DC executives

"My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive…

We were so close to that with the reality show Steven Seagal: Lawman.

I too expected more from people hired by E! Entertainment.

I thought it was for eating at Subway.

"Jeah!"

At least Michael Richards went away for awhile afterwards.

"Riddle-r?"

Luckily, we're still under no obligation to see any of them.

Not having sex with Yvonne Craig was a mistake Adam West and Burt Ward regret making; how a Batgirl spinoff didn't happen in an era where My Mother the Car got made is baffling.

But with more white penis.

"DO IT!"
Shia LaBeouf

On the Oprah Winfrey Network even.

"It's not as much fun as you'd think it is."
Ghost of Harold Ramis

On a related note, whatever happened to 2 Live Jews?

Hopefully not fast enough to earn a medal for it.

I blame his conversations with Harrison "I Got Plane Replacement Money, So Fuck You" Ford.

Kenny Baker - the only person who got more out of being stuffed into a small cylindrical container is Oscar the Grouch.