Still could have used less Rob Schneider.

Still more interesting than anything on any of the reality shows she's on.

If I could get off on cartoons, I'd enjoy anime more…

Synergy!

I'd love to watch either Kim Kardashian or Jennifer Lopez race walk. Why? Just because.

"I don't know about that…"
Bill O'Reilly

Were they chased out of Miami because of the actions of Shady Pines kingpin Sophia Petrillo?

Definitely less things blowing up.

Lecter would treat the baby geniuses like veal, and have them with either a Chardonnay or a German Riesling.

"You know I am!"
Bill Cosby

The A.V Club's Caitlin PenzeyMoog thought Sinatra's cock was smarmy, and that its smugness always came across in his too-perfect ejaculations.

Do we all agree Doug's sister Judy did some films at art school because she was young and really needed the money?

Yes, and Thanksgiving will never be the same again because of it.

I'll just assume that Roger's in jail for threatening a Hillary supporter at a Bluffington rally.

And another craptacular pun thread begins…

People on Reddit say a lot of things.

Resident Evil: More of the Goddamn Same

So…this is about his past relationship with Chelsea Handler?

I don't care how much it made over the weekend or if the critics were too hard on this film, it still looks headache inducing to me, no matter how many people like it.

Fear the Walking Dead Mindy Project