Imagine that along with having your career defined by your marriage to Melanie Griffith.

Jason Mantzoukas already thinks this movie is "…literally bonkers".

This time, it was all about the sausage. And promoting that movie of his.

He might be onto something, Victoria Jackson said the same thing 8 years ago, and look what happened to her career.

He could get work in crappy Christian movies, but even those movies have standards, despite the amount of work Kirk Cameron gets.

"I love you!"

"We don't call them divas anymore."
Stephanie McMahon Hemsley

Batman and Dawes.

Has one been created with him being interviewed on CNN with the caption "Oh, good lord, Lemon, let it go" yet, or is someone waiting for Don Lemon to do some actual journalism first?

That timely video game reference makes his request to Bill Gates to do something about the Internet just that much more inane.

"There’s also champagne, sass, couture, and—God and Mariah willing—puppies!"
Jerry "The King" Lawler

That's impossible, he still works on America's Got Talent.

So it's only when the woman gets old does she become a crazy cat person, huh Internet…

Even more shocking, someone thought Suicide Squad would review well?!

You can tell them apart by remembering that Adam Levine leaves his used condoms on his fellow judges' chairs on The Voice.

In this dark and gritty reboot, the elevator stays broken in case they need to get rid of any more unlikeable characters.

Listening to a Thirty Seconds To Mars record or getting a used condom from its most famous member…Cameron Crowe was right, being a music reviewer isn't as glamorous as you'd think.

Hopefully it won't be Fallon's beer pong playing hand, otherwise he may have to consider interviewing his guests.

Tobey Maguire's dance moves in Spider-Man 3 ruined it for everybody.

Mel Gibson and Sean Penn in The Professor And The Madman: Come for the hot takes, stay for the acting.