Unlikely, given that Melania chose to copy the First Lady's speech from 2008 instead of saying, "If you want to see my husband become President, gimme a HELL YEAH!".

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

ABC had a show called "The Knights Of Prosperity"?

If The A.V. Club is going to do profiles of D-list celebrities who vote Republican, I'd like to request one on Victoria Jackson.

Just because something can be photographed doesn't mean it should be photographed, Internet.

It's what movie producers call Vin Diesel whenever they think he can star in something they think can turn a profit despite it looking really really stupid.

Meanwhile, a large number of this event's key demographic were outside playing Pokemon Go.

But with less Tom Brady.

If so, I would have suspected a sports talking head to have performed the slurp job.

It's not every day I get called "magnificent".

Agreed, that way Guns ‘N’ Roses can stay on their side of the border, and perform at the Republican convention, where all forms of weaponry are allowed.

Someone on the "COPS" production team must have forgotten it was there during a taping of the show.

Chris Gaines.

Something something Kim Kardashian.

You have a bad feeling about this do you?

Because it arouses Val Kilmer?

It turned his ward into a junkie - can you blame him?

Yes…go on…

Starring in a film with Jessica Simpson should have been the sign to call it a day.

A lot of Trump voters are hoping they can get hired to build that wall on the Mexican border that they want, as that's the only way it's going happen, and they could use the paycheque.