In hindsight, the inbred spawn that are Kid Rock and the Insane Clown Posse should have been tipoffs.

"I have a bad feeling about this."

Go go Power Racists.

"I always thought so, y'all!"
Paula Deen

Only men can give the bondage scenes their proper historical and erotic context.

"Cocaine makes me feel good."

When Tarantino gets angry he turns into a black man…so that's why those cops wanted a boycott of "The Hateful 8".

You win the home version of The A.V. Club, plus a lifetime supply of CancerAIDS.

We should be so lucky, it's just more new shit from 2005's favourite band.

"I know I'm worked up about that male ejaculate connatation."
Rick Santorum

Would you have preferred Kevin Hart's rabbit character being called Tar Baby instead?

Kevin Smith is a Christian, and he owns a comic book shop - problem solved.

Things haven't been the same since Left Shark left.

Was this one of those free concerts Ticketmaster had to give to people because they lost that class action suit?

{Model T attempts a jump over a barn, fails miserably}

I sense a revival of the phrase "23 Skidoo" after this biopic's release.

That's different, in that "Fresh off the Boat" is watchable.

Don't forget his money from being the Chris Tucker substitute Day Day in the Friday sequels.

I need to lay off the Jesus Juice before posting.

Maybe they thought they would be screening it at the Neverland Ranch…