Thanks for reminding people that movie exists.

"Bitches be crazy."
Patrick Bateman

For future reference, Skeevy Ulrich is the one who didn't marry and beat up Amber Heard…allegedly.

"Would you like a side of jailbait jam with that?"

No matter what service you use, it's the perfect gift for the GOAT, LeBron James - suck it Warriors fans.

I was calling for Senor DingDong myself.

This version of Iron Man fights the Mandarin because of his ancient Chinese secret of doing laundry.

Joke's on you - I'm not wearing pants.

Next on Great Job, Internet, we see how the "Leave Britney alone!" guy is holding up these days.

My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

"I do it ALL the time!"
Sarah Palin

Finally, a place you can get cheesecake in New York!

Adam Corolla is always one cancellation away from irrelevance, is "To Catch a Contractor" still on the air?

Actually, I believe Tom Green will be preforming standup in his hometown next month.

It happens.

"How's it going Norm?"

Do fans of this drink insist their love for it has nothing to do with the amount of alcohol in it the way Walking Dead fans insist their love for this show has nothing to do with seeing zombies destroyed?

Only because neither Bristol or her lovers could figure out how to operate the camera.

Her mom lowered the bar in so many ways.

Say It Ain't So, Internet.