Watch for the broken glass, a lot of mirrors have been broken around here.

I'm looking forward to the part where they recreate the wedding night sex tape video Harding tried to sell.

Now men just wear stupid hairstyles just to look stupid while making poorly thought out political statements; case in point, the manbun.

I figured the creature from Predator 2 was a fan of FOXNews.

To make it more appealing to today's audiences, Cronkite's signoff phrase will now be "And that's the way it is…motherfucker!".

Ever watch "The Simpsons"…on WEED?
Jon Stewart

He married the Mary Magdalene that is Kim Kardashian.

Now picture her doing that while laughing Eddie Murphy's signature laugh; you're welcome.

That gallery Bronson Pinchot's character worked at is probably a Starbucks by now.

If this means Adult Swim will be the home of the next Chelsea Handler project, you've done television a great disservice, Internet.

No, but Rohypnol was once Bill Cosby's "special" companion…

But unlike with Bill Cosby, River Song won't be telling any stories about waking up in the TARDIS with her clothes disheveled.

I just assumed the place opened around her schedule.

There were waitresses other than Daisy Duke at the Boar's Nest?

Yeah, I guess he had as good a personal life a single man with a hound dog can have in Hazzard County.

Guy LaDouche or GTFO

"Oh, if only that was true."
Producers of Jem and the Holograms

I'm just thankful Trump doesn't have access to power ring technology.

Will Captain Marvel's popularity bring about yet another Alpha Flight run? Only time will tell.

Corrected above; his use of crack still remains.