Sage advice

What. Too good to beat off in the independent studios?

No shit. It's all the racism of Mississippi—only without the good food and music you'd find tbere.

I'm pretty sure Vermont could as well. It's a state whose biggest "city" is what—60,000 and still vote overwhelmingly blue.

Yeah I didn't make it to Vegas for the first time until 2001 when I was in my late 20s.

My mom is about 5 yrs older than your dad and it seems like so much of her pop music knowledge stopped about the same time. I think she only has a passing knowledge of The Beatles and I remember one time in the car "Light My Fire" came on and she legitimately was unfamiliar with the song. She was only 32 when it came…

For whatever reason when I think of 1997 the movie "Vegas Vacation" comes to mind. I know there were some bright spots pop culture wise that year but for the most part 97 seemed like a dead zone between years that produced better entertainment.

True it was 1998. I remember it getting a lot of airplay around the time Jesse Ventura was elected Governor of Minnesota—which would have been November of that year.

Heaven Kohan Wait

Reading, Rifles, and Arithmetic!

I always thought Goofy would be the most hung

But they're fucked if he starts his own party and recruits candidates to run in the midterm on the Trump Party (TP—how appropriate) banner. The vote will be split and Democrats will win races left and right.

There's rumors that Trump wants to quit the GOP. Like the parasite he is I think he won't actually do it until he has sucked the last lifeblood he can from them.

Pun threads always pop up. What are you gonna lou?

Who was behind the Long John Silver's—"you're gonna get your wish—go fish" song circa 1991

Fuck that shit!
Pabst. Blue. Ribbon

So how drunk would your average NJ MILF have to be to think I kinda looked like Tom Hardy—ya know, if she squinted and just stopped caring?

At my day camp there was literally a murderer wanted for stabbing a woman a couple blocks away who was seen in the park by another group hiking by the creek and everything still went on as planned

I know, and that was a hilarious episode. I was going to say "it shit the bed" but decided to be specific to the show

I'm fine with it not coming back. I enjoyed most of it but it kind of diarrhead the tub near the end.