Toy Story 2 was OK

Toy Story 2 was OK

There sure are a lot of ugly kids in this neighborhood. Something smells like mustard

*Scratches "Super Nintendo Chalmers Was Here" on wooden post. Climbs on chair*

It was called 'The Commenting Section That Couldn't Slow Down"

I've heard that too. Thankfully Denver is liberal as all get out to keep the state some what blue.

I've been to Dallas a few times and to both of their airports. I've been to both Houston airports but never the city itself, so…advantage Houston for not disappointing me yet?

Yeah I thought that was an unlikely way for H.I. to meet his demise too. Run over is much more likely.

Yeah figured I'd quote Raising Arizona to make it topical

Carried off by a twister

Trump and hot dogs—all lips and asshole

Trump and hot dogs—all lips and asshole

Brace yourselves. When Netflix expands to Jupiter they are gonna be about 16 times as snarky.

The biggest pile of horseshit—or one of them at least—that the right ever shoveled was calling the estate tax the "death tax" as though it's something the other 99.9% of us have to pay just for taking our last fucking breath.

Too soon!

*peers into snow globe containing tiny AV Club*

Well if she likes snakes there's one in my pants she can have

But you see their excess refrigerator space will trickle down to the rest of us.

When you get to hell, ttell em Itchy sent ya!

I'd visit there but I've learned that European travel is one disappointment after another until you just wish all of Flanders was dead