Long Island is a planet now?

It turns out the cocksucker was in him all along

He told me to stay out the Woolworths!

My grandmother did that. She didn't get much of the other lady's money, but she was also a terrible person—my grandmother that is.

A Ryan Gosling cameo where he just says "hey girl"

f) in a twist, it turns out SHE is the one who actually has it all together and can teach her friends a thing or two about believing in themselves.

You'd think. But I keep seeing Facebook posts from my same friends who were excited for "Bad Moms" getting lady boners for this one too, tagging their other mom friends and saying "we NEED to see this".

Depends on how many mimosas I had

That sounds like something I'd have intense interest in….for about 7-8 minutes

No way old man!
I'll be jamming out to songs from 1997 forever, forever, forever

Give him a break. I've Krypton to pun threads before

That's Luna-cy

Just like the gypsy woman said—Bette Midler

Why Hoth thou forsaken us with another pun thread??

Maybe Will Smith can get Ziggy with it

Like that will stop them

Bone in, if you catch my drift

And an elderly disheveled Yahoo Serious

" New Jersey's Reef -A-Palooza"
Not to be confused with New Jersey's Reefer Palooza which is held in Kevin Smith's garage

My mom got an expensive bottle of French cognac from her boss the Christmas of my junior year in high school. I think we mixed it with Sprite.