Doesn't seem to know how to read and/or thinks predatory behavior to underage girls is OK. Water sports not a deal breaker.

There would have to be an origin movie. A gritty tale of how rock paper and scissors went from school chums to bitter enemies.

I'd love it if "The Mooch" was actually on his tombstone, like Joey Peeps on The Sopranos when Tony's lackeys in charge of it thought that was his real name.

But her e-mails

Grasshopper wings will be the bar food of the future!

I generally listen to just the stuff prior to Kid A, but I have to admit the newer albums are starting to Creep up on me.

"Coin Flip: The Movie"

Pretty sneaky sis!

"Grand Air BnB"
"Uber Driver"

Oops, I meant Fred Trump.
Sorry if I got anyone's hopes up on a Monday

-The Ghost of Donald Trump Sr.

Look daddy- I'm a surfer!

He was a plumber too?
Jack of all trades
RIP

Hopefully it will go in a more "Orange is the New Black" direction.

Rinse Pubis is the one who said how "blessed" he was to work for Trump in that circle jerk they called a cabinet meeting.

Yeah when I was seven we used to sing "teeter totter Jimmy Carter, teeter totter Reagan's smarter"
Wasn't true of course, but a rhyme is a rhyme.

Vlasic Pickle!

A couple years ago I flew into Norfolk, VA and had a couple hours to kill before my friends drove down from DC to pick me up and head to the beach. I asked no fewer than 4 people at the airport where a good local joint was anywhere in town. They ALL answered Ruby Tuesdays, Applebees, TGI Fridays, etc. I finally did…

Well that's the end of that pun thread

Good! The White House is running low on their fake 9 yr old supply