He did. Republicans liked his dickishness, but he had that pesky government experience thing too so….

Careful not to get Santorum all over your Brownback.
Why do these religious right wing fucksticks have names just built for gay porn?

Hey my governor may have gained a little….oh fuck it I'm not wasting any breath defending this asshole. Not even for a Simpson's reference.
-New Jersey

As disgusting as sports arena men's rooms normally are I'm sure Citi Field's were somehow worse last night after this human stain Christiened them

Hillary winning the popular vote

He didn't like the buns but thought they had a GREAT ASS!

I'm gonna say a little prayer that these puns stop!

Girls Trip, Rough Night, The House

You got it all over your face!

Keep Austen Weird!

I Darcy what you did there!

She titled it that to see if she still could.

Working title: "Don't Stop Scalia-n"

It's the role he died to play, baby!

These aren't the Constitutional protections you're looking for.

They already did. You don't remember "Good Burger"?

Cue the right wingers and MRAs clamoring for a Scalia movie.

And he was one day away from robot retirement!

You call this news? Weak!

Go to Eat Rite or Courtesy Diner in St. Louis and get ya a Slinger.
Hash browns, fried eggs, burger or sausage, chili, cheese.
It's a savior when you're hungover. Otherwise it's just another greasy nail in your coffin.