Outside of prison there's probably less semen in everything

If by "things" you mean tweets , yes.

Pecker, his name says it al!

Roseanna Arquette on.HBO at 2 A.M. the summer I was 13 led to a lot of socks needing laundering.

I'm pretty sure every time I've heard that song it's been in an AutoZone or muffler repair shop.

Just watch the movie, it has Tom Berenger in it.

The Accountant 2: Throwing Eyeshade

I guess the major studios didn't want to touch this project with a ten foot Pole

Why describe it with words at all?
Show them.

Tender is one I hate

Money+dickishness=eccentric

How close is this to Curly's gold?

He's best friends with the dog that won the lottery

It made me want to cry, baby

Between "Steal Away" snd Boz Scaggs that mall apparently has the same soundtrack as my sister's orthodontist office in 1981. I feel like I should be reading a Highlights magazine while waiting for her to get her braces tightened.

Onions are the devil's weed. One winds up in my burger and it's an act of war.

Two guys spending all day in a parked car getting nastier. Who saw that coming?

Supposedly it increases semen production.

It's alright as a peanut butter delivery vegetable

So the morel of this story is?