Showing your penis in Wild Things

Night Mayors is my favorite Bob Seger song

In Missouri where the two metro areas are on the eastern and western borders we call the rural area in between outstate. I wonder if Pennsylvanians do that as well.

In Illinois upstate is downstate

Here in St. Louis he still performed pretty much monthly at a small venue until about 3 or 4 years ago. I saw him play twice and until they announced that he wouldn't be performing anymore it was something I just took for granted would go on forever. Childish I guess for me to think that way, as everything ends.

I'd rather think about him pooping than presidenting.

BBQ cookies here I come!

I think we're in the midst of his daily self purge when his tweets hit every morning

I disagree. I want his self fucking to be devoid of kindness

Clams casino, chef recommends!

I doubt CMT would ever air a show where a character was riding public transportation.

What kind of happy crappy is that?

She's holding out for "Three Old Men and Their Millenium At Home Daughter"

You mean the 1000 Ways to Die in a Bar Rescue Channel?

Mama's Family or GTFO

I think 95 percent of guys named Roy are in Branson

They take a little solace in that she's white

Yes the murderer with simmering hatred towards Muslims is best described as a "Bernie Sanders supporter"

I'm sure Palin would have done that too for the right money

It is?