In my experience most of those couples were born in 1892 and were last seen reading the Saturday Evening Post waiting for a pie to cool in a windowsill

Also the knuckle draggers don't like him as much as Trump. A lot of them will think there was a fix to push theiir racist pussy grabbing hero out of the way.

But loved lasagna so much it killled him. Well that and a bullet, and doctors who shoved rusty instruments into his wounds. But mainly lasagna

He was the Bond of my very young days, and while some of his 007 films seemed dated very quickly I later appreciated the fun he brought to them.
RIP

*Puts down six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade on kitchen table*

We had one in an old grocery store called "Visions" or something like it. I never got to go as it was 15 and up and it closed the summer I was 14.

"If either the country or the troops ask me to play I'll always say yes"

Pence was confused though because when Cash sang "how high's the water mama" he thought June would answer.

Brad Pitt dropped out of my college just weeks before graduating.

Sometimes, poor is bettah

He can't tell if he's coming or going!

Challenge accepte-ow, ow, ow

My high school graduation speaker was then Missouri Governor John Ashcroft, before he became a Senator, lost that seat to a dead man, and then was given the Attorney General position as a consolation prize where he covered up statue boobies.

Too bad it wasn't just all the men who walked out because then Pence would've had to leave himself, unless his wife was there.

Yeah, if Trump is impeached/resigns he would likely have problems keeping the GOP base energized.

As much as I'd like to see Melania kick Donald to the curb I'm afraid a single Trump would be even more annoying. He'd probably insist on being The Bachelor.

Season 2 had a lot of style, but the substance was lacking in my opinion. The exception being Thanksgiving, in which Dev was not the focus.

Yep, Barnum all down!

Those carnies in Congress have done it again. What a bunch of carnies

Today we are all Walrus Rimjobs