Wow, a lot of Tim Kaine bashing here.
I know he doesn't set hearts a flutter but what's wrong with a sensible, moderately progressive policy nerd?

But the President vouches for him, can't be all bad right?

Careful, that river ain't chocolate!

Lighten up, he's just kidneying

Videos of people being tossed off airplanes is the only thing that gets me off anymore.

A rather stern response

Smaller? Have you seen the average American?

A nautical themed pun thread? Well that's just swell.

64 slices of Humpback whale

Was this movie really hoping to ride the coattails of Napoleon Dynamite 11 years later?

Yep, even the state of Idaho

What if I stand in front of it naked?
What will it mock then?
Oh wait

Agree. Though the location where one could purchase the shirt that was plaid with butterfly collars for twenty dollars was never disclosed.

The Chronic…..arthritis

Whoa, don't Make Me Lose Control now

Nor did Cleavage Land, my Hooters knockoff.

Yep, that's Salt folks!

Yours is the Champlain of puns!

I listen for the Sports

HOSPITLS LIBRL CUNSPRICY TO MAKE US ALL GAYS!!!