Judge shows non stop for me.

Fox & Some of Our Best Friends Are Black

I couldn't wait to eat that monkey!

We call it Iggy Soda around here

Can they make these clear pants out of that magnifying glass plastic?
Asking for a friend

Aw, I knew that already

I love to see that live
-Donald Trump

Saturday Night's Alright for Writhing (in gastric distress)

Guess That's Why They Call it the Flu

He'll probably do OK on Trust Fund Dipshit Day

I'm pretty sure the Nazis will forgive it, based on everything else he's done for them .

Yeah, and even though they are largely terrible people I have to hand it to conservatives for seeing how important a Supreme Court appointment is, not like the holier than thou abstainers and Stein voters on the liberal side.

Eh, yeah it wasn't an ironclad prediction I guess.

And puts scotch tape on his ties.
I'm a damn hobo and I can be more presentable than that.

True, true

I remember my high school history teacher saying thanks to TV the winner of every Presidential election would be the candidate with the best hair.

Yeah, looks like

Yep, just like Ted Nugent. Lectures against drinking but can't keep his sober hands off the teen girls.

Your hero Trump never drank or did drugs and he's crazier than a shithouse rat.

I'd love it if the last thing Trump sees before stroking out is Melania and Ivanka in the throes of ecstasy at the very large hands of two Hispanic gentlemen.