He knows Obama has a bigger schlong and he probably caught Melania pleasuring herself to him.

Future generations are going to want to take an Eraser to #45 in the history books

Wallace did apologize for his segregationist past, admitting he was a craven opportunist and only went full on bigot after losing his first election for being too progressive on race. As a result he won a majority of black votes in his last run for Governor in 1982.
However I think he went a little nuts before he died…

He loves Ivanka—or at least lusts after her

That screaming animated cube is now our 45th President

Key parties?

He likes to be showered in the yellow ones

No, but as a Midwesterner who thinks of "ponds" as scum covered mud pits barely bigger than a Dairy Queen parking lot I remember what the hell do these New Englanders call lakes??!

Yeah after rewatching it a few years ago I wondered why they dowdied her up too.
My guess is she was the down to earth relatable girl Hoffman's character connected with (briefly) as a contrast to the cool, beautiful and aloof Streep character.

Hey you don't need a college degree for a good paying job. Just wait till Trump makes it 1957 again

Yep, she played "Phyllis" who the little brat walked in on after she was done Dustin the Hoffman.

Make way for the Scary Boner!

Let me consult the IMDB portion of the series of tubes

Was she the one who was nekkid in Kramer vs. Kramer or is that someone else?

After seeing that movie I remember thinking—huh, so that's what Waffle Houses look like in the daylight.

There was a gratuitous amount of Waffle House product placement in the movie "Tin Cup". So much so that I wondered if Kevin Costner or Rene Russo had a stake in the company.

Huddle House wins this round

Ida McKinley…if you're into women who look vaguely like John Malkovich in drag with some sort of reverse mohawk thing going on (seriously, Google her—WTF is with her hair?)

Hey he needed a roommate. It's a good way to save money.

Don't be silly. If they do that they won't be able to ring back the coal mining jobs.