HE'LL DO IT LIVE!

Tubing on the Los Angeles River must have been tough considering every time I've seen it the river level could best be described as "humid".

Leaving no stone unturned on this pun thread huh?

I was just starting to like Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #343

The ridiculously attractive have so many more pranking options than the rest of us.

Luckily she died when I was 10.

I skipped Trump's speech because it's Fat Tuesday not Fat Doucheday!

My grandmother was a closeted lesbian but up front racist who told a minister that "black people should have their own state"

Your grandma is fucking awesome!!

Well there's a 1 in 10,000,000 chance I'll win the lottery but a 1 in nothing chance I'll become black or Hispanic so I gotta hedge my bets and support the Trump agenda
-Rust Belt White Voter

Just like on DJT's head

Anal and Pegging disagree

Paging the ghost of Fatty Arbuckle!

I'm sure the frisbee wasn't involved in him blowing himself.

Truth. If you just think "no big deal who the President is. I can amuse myself with superhero movies the next 4 yrs, or until whenever humanity comes crashing down", well, bully for you I guess.

Oscars are pop culture no?

The tiny, tiny hands

Around here taxis are almost impossible to flag down and take forever when called.
So, yeah I still use Uber and even drive for them a bit for extra money. Though I can't see how anyone could make ends meet if this was their only job it's a relatively easy way to pay a couple of bills a month.

Welp, there's another category on Pornhub completely ruined by association with Trump.

Also if he's already smoking