I usually only listen to KMOX when I want to hear Cardinals games called by a progressively drunker Mike Shannon.

Actually Ash Wednesday is March 1 this year.
And the forecast here in St. Louis the next several days is sunny and 65-70 degrees.

No time for responsible aeronautics Dr. Jones!

*Doris Kearns Goodwin throws whiskey bottle at Col. Alphonse*

By "grown up" they mean the people who were grown ups when they were little kids. Mostly old bigots.

So is she saying he killed family pets? If so I have a steaming bouquet I'd like to leave for him.

The Case of the Mom Jeans

Just attach a yellowed cornstalk to the cryptkeeper costume and you're set

Not as many as Melissa McCarthys as Sean Spicers

-The AV Club

Hey everybody! We're all gonna get Chipot-laid!

My first memory involving Playboy was when I was 10 yrs old at a newstand owned by an old man who was friends with my grandparents. He caught me looking at a copy once and I remember praying for his death before he could rat on me to my grandma. Good times!

My podcast "Cranking Loads" is purely 18+

Something something Norman Mailer's latest claptrap about his waning libido.

The guy who sang The Edmund Fitzgerald?

THE AV CLUB

Yeah but as part of the deal you can pick your casket—sesame seed or brioche.

It has a warmer feel to it.

Too soon!

Also there are only like 9 KMarts left in existence