My Saturday night plans were already going to include pizza rolls and masturbation but that sketch added a twist to the festivities.

Is it getting you in a lather?

Or Ivanka provides him "favors" for his silence

But they don't have Wahlburgers in Kentucky.

I just start commenting, I don't even ask.

Imaganing KellyAnn Conway as horny has ruined horniness for me.

So, hot dogs?

Someone really should open up a food truck alongside. They'd make a killing

This bra bomb better work Nerdlinger!

So it's different from Coors how?

Don't forget his mom!

Your genitals don't already provide that?

We'll just have to sea how this pans out.

I don't think you'd have to force Michael Richards.

*miniature audience goes wild*

It's a JUNIOR apartmint

But you see his name is Trump, and that's also the name of a card! How can it fail??

Take a chance on impeach!

His source died in the Bowling Green Massacre
RIP

And some within two decades of my age. Sad.