"Go to bed with a smug smile on my face"
-THE AV CLUB

Only if she's 5'3!

Most just post the meme.
Either way those should be the first brain cells sacrificed to alcohol

Will there be a memorial for rhe victims of the Bowling Green Massacre?
If so it should go next to the one for the veterans of the Cola Wars.

Didn't NASCAR protest the stupid bathroom bill in.North Carolina?

What? Trump already put himself on the five dollar bill? Jesus!

Take my Trump…please!

I really want a sign like that for my cubicle.

Mustard?

If this stuff's too fancy for ya, hold on. I got some real crap!

I thought it stood for Edmund D Muskie

Melania has been in NY since the inauguration so I guess Ivanka is the only one that would notice the sexual side effects

"Buffalo 67"

Check out sex tape

Can't we all just get abong?

Who is your Vladdy and what does he do?

And *and*

Read the transcript of his comments about Black History Month and tell me it doesn't sound like Michael Scott from "Diversity Day"—just as cringey but with no laughs.

Are they still Republicans?

Remember when we bemoaned the fact Hillary wouldn't be as cool as Obama and it was like something we actually were bummed about because we took having adults in charge and no annihilation for granted?