"This Trump guy is taking it too far"

*Picture of crying soldier*

You mean that stuff the EPA had before they were closed down?

Firefighters couldn't put it out because they didn't know where the flame ended and his skin began.

Milwaukee is an overrated city. I have twice the fake tan that Bronze Fonz does. Sad.

That's their new ad campaign

All these chains. I prefer the old neighborhood mom and pop ogling bar restaurants

Yeah but will they put a cigarette out on your ass like the ones at Waffle House?

Speak for yourself
*Runs around office after shitting in corner and tossing papers over it*

First they have to find a false analogy to somehow claim Obama supported reinstating slavery too.

It can vandalize two things

Back in the day Anheuser Busch's biggest competitor in it's hometown was a brewer called Griesedieck.

He's President now

Yeah but the German immigrants who came to St. Louis in the 1840s were anti-slavery.

Deezer nuts

Had to go around the world to find that pun huh?

Yeah she slept with me!

*Lindsey Graham buys entire collection*

Is it a Moscow mule?
-Donald J Trump

Chaser? I barely know her