I was a freshman at the University of Missouri when that was released. Pitt dropped out of M.U. 6 yrs earlier and his picture was still hanging up at his old frat house. They had to nail it to the wall because people kept trying to steal it that year..

The first rule of the Environmental Protection Agency

Rod probably thought he'd get a pardon.

Considering I live my life by one simple rule—do the opposite of anything that douche fountain Rush Limbaugh does—consider it done.

Can Mike Pence be their first new makeover?

I apologize for nothing during Final Jeopardy

Will the servers recite for me Norman Mailer's latest claptrap about his waning libido?

So women can read books topless in public but when I watch TV bottomless in public Johnny Law gets involved.

Or hid them in a book.

Well how could anyone support Hillary after 4 brave Americans died overseas on her watch YEARS before they got to be killed along with all the rest of us when Trump nukes the world to keep his pee pee videos under wraps, huh?

Why should I change my password?
He's the one that sucks

There's something about …MONEY

I got my tickets!

Or his dumps "BMs"

It's a rural midwestern thing if you grew up during The Great Depression or before.
Pence graduated high school in 1976.

Trump was surrounded by 8 ( or so) old dudes when he signed anti choice legislation yesterday.

Mutual disarmament?
Yeah that's not going to happen. So as long as some guys are going to say it's no big deal for Trump and 8 other old guys to sign bills regulating women's reproductive organs I'm going to point out how fucking wrong it is!

According to a Rolling Stone article I read yesterday Pence refers to his wife as "mother"

Puns aren't your Forte?

And if not, there's always the Trump cabinet to fall back on